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Untitled Panama Comedy

I am currently working on the screenplay for an American comedy to be set in Panama. Produced by the WMC, Rod Robertson, Cabot McMullen, and Jose Goldner.   

Crispy Johnson

A political satire about America's newest campaign sensation, Crispy Johnson. Produced by Rumpus Films and written by Ryan Belanzon. 

Philosophy

Written by David Bromberg ('Dedication').

Tiger is a mess - emotionally, existentially, metaphysically...

He also has just written the most brilliant doctoral thesis in Philosophy of the last seventy years.

Tiger Ross has proven that he does not exist. Having pulled off this feat, Tiger is a shoo in for the coveted David Dennett Honorary Chair in Philosophy; a tenured faculty position.  

Tiger also needs a temporary tutoring job, and things begin to go awry when he chooses a PhD candidate to tutor: His ex-fiancée, April, with whom he broke their wedding engagement five years prior. To make matters worse, Tiger is madly in love with April, and wants her back. April, however, is anything but willing, and only agrees to let Tiger tutor her because she knows how good he is. Things take a turn for the worse when a vengeful April decides to write her thesis on why Tiger Ross DOES exist.

For advice, the lovelorn Tiger routinely “visits” an imaginary place called the “Metaphysical Café” – a huge café on a deserted street in a Post-Apocalyptic France. Inside, all of the great philosophers of history give Tiger advice (some good, some not-so-good) on his his rather awkward predicament; does he help April cancel out his own thesis at the expense of his only hope at the faculty Chair, or does he sabotage himself to win her back?

Producers: Josh and Brian Etting


The Hebrew Hammer VS. Hitler

Adam Goldberg returns as Jewxploitation hero, Mordechai Jefferson Carver (AKA The Hebrew Hammer).

This time around, The Hammer must team with brother-in-arms, Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim to take on a time traveling Hitler hell bent on re-writing the Jews out of history. Shabbat Shalom, Motherfuckers!


Abe Gilman's Ending

A complexly layered, poignant, and life-affirming redemption tale in the vein of ‘The Lives Of Others,’ and ‘Atonement,’ ‘Abe Gilman’s Ending’ deftly interweaves two seemingly unrelated stories, and explores the healing power of fiction. 

In the first story, wheelchair-bound widower Abe Gilman (Martin Landau) believes that dying would be better than living out his days with the odd and eccentric characters at the Emunah Retirement Home. When Hersh (Elliott Gould), a spirited new arrival, begins to liven up the residents’ routine days, Abe finds himself vexed by the ambitious project the others undertake. In the second story, Elie, a 17-year-old boy on the cusp of manhood in Boston in 1948 begins a love affair with Dina, a woman who has been promised to another man. Meanwhile, Elie is determined to solve the mystery of what truly happened to his father, a Jewish German WWI war hero who remained in Europe, after he sent his family abroad years prior.

Adapted from Glenn Frank's award winning novel of the same name. In partnership with Sheila Jaffe and Brian Bell of Canary Films.


Odd Todd

A live action feature based on the wildly popular web cartoons of the same name (Odd Todd) by creator Todd Rosenberg.

When Todd, an unemployed slacker, locks himself out of his apartment in his bathrobe on the same day his unemployment runs out, he is unleashed into the wilds of Manhattan and forced to use every resource at his disposal to find the $85 he needs to get back in.

In development at Paramount Pictures.


Untitled Blue Sky/Fox Animation Project

Super top secret, but very unique and funny. For producer Chris Wedge at Blue Sky Studios ("Horton Hears A Who," "Ice Age.")

Man's World

“Man’s World” tells the story of Jake Johanson, a soon-to-be-married everyman who feels controlled and emasculated by the women in his life. His fiancée Nancy won’t let him buy a Harley with their shared savings, and at work, his high-powered boss Janice constantly rides him.

When Jake stumbles upon a magical fraternal origination called N.O.A.M. (The National Organization For The Advancement Of Men), he’s given the opportunity to step into an alternate universe called Man’s World, where every mans' adolescent-driven testosterone driven fantasies become reality. However, beware of what you wish for…

Television Projects

Grow

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Starring: Fran Kranz, Jamie Hector, Ashley Bell, Dale Dickey, Michael J. Willett, Michael Panes, Matt Ballard, Sean Whalen, Rob Benedict, Ptolemy Slocum, Adam Busch, Denise Grayson, and Andy Milonakis. 

Written by Paul Mastroianni: Set in the world of a Los Angeles Marijuana Dispensary, "it's sort of like 'Cheers ... except here, no one remembers your name." Coming to you soon.

Big In The '80s!

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Kevin McDonald and Dave Foley (of Kids In the Hall fame) star in this comedy about two former members of the seminal 1980's synth-pop band, Y-Y-KNOT, who begrudgingly reunite to cash in on the resurgence of 1980s music and culture. In partnership with Canada's No Equal Entertainment. The pilot is currently being written by Dave and Kevin for GlobalTv in Canada.

Web Projects

Sexy Daddy

I am in pre-production on a new Funny Or Die "exclusive" written by Kevin McDonald.   

American Exxxpose

Premiered March 21. HERE. 

Arts and Crafts

The short film I directed, written by  Jacob Fleisher and starring two of the funniest actors I've had the pleasure of working with: Josh Cooke and Rob Benedict was picked up as a Funny Or Die "exclusive." Now available on Itunes.


Produced by Pyongson Yim. Production Design: Cabot McMullen. Cinemtography: Bobby Lam. Editor: Katie Best. Music by Michael Cohen and Mocean Worker.


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On The Streets - with Jonathan Kesselman

In the name of Gaia, I terrorize NY'ers in this Man-On-The-Street comedy show for The Mother Nature Network. 

Naught For Hire

COMING SOON Check it out: From the Award Winning Series of books from Nebula Winner John E. Stith comes one of the funniest noir/sci-fi series you'll see...

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